JeanVanDamme.ai
Lead Synergy Architect
Optimized the delivery of empty promises using a serverless architecture that cost more than the company's monthly revenue.
My Story
The journey from Hello World to total digital dominance.
I didn't choose the code; the code chose me (and then I chose a six-month bootcamp). It was a
spiritual awakening involving overpriced coffee and the discovery of
npm install.
Now I spend my days over-engineering simple solutions, creating abstractions for abstractions, and tweeting aggressively about why your favorite dark mode theme is actually harming your productivity.